Old TV Show Plots Updated for the 90's (Part I)
15> "Gidget Dot Com" -- Jenny McCarthy stars as Gidget the
world-famous Webmistress and part-time model.
14> "The Love Boat" -- Doc sells Isaac's and Gopher's kidneys to
pay for his new girlfriend's crack habit.
13> "Dennis the Menace" -- Dennis puts Mr. Wilson through a meat
grinder and has a BBQ party. "Good burgers, eh, Mrs. Wilson?"
12> "All in the Family" -- Archie, freshman representative from
Queens, is asked to give keynote speech at Republican
National Convention.
11> "I Love Lucy" -- After hearing the slogan, "Castro must die",
Lucy sneaks into Cuba in Ricky's bongo drum to dye Fidel's
hair red.
10> "Mary Tyler Moore" -- Mary convinces Mr. Grant to braid his
back hair into some bitchin' dreadlocks.
9> "My Favorite Martian" -- Uncle Martin takes an unsavory
interest in Jodie Foster.
8> "The Howdy Doody Show" -- We learn how Buffalo Bob got that
particular nickname from the Native Americans.
7> "The Fugitive" -- Final episode. The FBI announces it has
found the *real* murderer. Guest stars Richard Jewell.
6> "The Brady Bunch" -- The boys each individually confess to
Mike after Marsha turns up pregnant.
5> "Bewitched" -- Samantha responds to Larry Tate's advances by
turning him into a tampon.
4> "Gomer Pyle USMC" -- Once again, Sergeant Carter doesn't ask
and Gomer doesn't tell.
3> "Gunsmoke Blue" -- Same old plots, just a few added shots of
Festus's hairy ass.
2> "Mister Ed" -- Phat Ed goes to glue factory after becoming
latest victim in rap wars.
and the Number 1 Old TV Show Plot Updated for the 90's...
1> "Diff'rent Strokes" -- In an effort to collect his millions,
Willis and Arnold ambush Mr. Drummond "Menendez style."
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
15> "Gidget Dot Com" -- Jenny McCarthy stars as Gidget the
world-famous Webmistress and part-time model.
14> "The Love Boat" -- Doc sells Isaac's and Gopher's kidneys to
pay for his new girlfriend's crack habit.
13> "Dennis the Menace" -- Dennis puts Mr. Wilson through a meat
grinder and has a BBQ party. "Good burgers, eh, Mrs. Wilson?"
12> "All in the Family" -- Archie, freshman representative from
Queens, is asked to give keynote speech at Republican
National Convention.
11> "I Love Lucy" -- After hearing the slogan, "Castro must die",
Lucy sneaks into Cuba in Ricky's bongo drum to dye Fidel's
hair red.
10> "Mary Tyler Moore" -- Mary convinces Mr. Grant to braid his
back hair into some bitchin' dreadlocks.
9> "My Favorite Martian" -- Uncle Martin takes an unsavory
interest in Jodie Foster.
8> "The Howdy Doody Show" -- We learn how Buffalo Bob got that
particular nickname from the Native Americans.
7> "The Fugitive" -- Final episode. The FBI announces it has
found the *real* murderer. Guest stars Richard Jewell.
6> "The Brady Bunch" -- The boys each individually confess to
Mike after Marsha turns up pregnant.
5> "Bewitched" -- Samantha responds to Larry Tate's advances by
turning him into a tampon.
4> "Gomer Pyle USMC" -- Once again, Sergeant Carter doesn't ask
and Gomer doesn't tell.
3> "Gunsmoke Blue" -- Same old plots, just a few added shots of
Festus's hairy ass.
2> "Mister Ed" -- Phat Ed goes to glue factory after becoming
latest victim in rap wars.
and the Number 1 Old TV Show Plot Updated for the 90's...
1> "Diff'rent Strokes" -- In an effort to collect his millions,
Willis and Arnold ambush Mr. Drummond "Menendez style."
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
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