IDIOT GOES TO PRISON Three guys, a family man, an entrepreneur,

IDIOT GOES TO PRISON

Three guys, a family man, an entrepreneur, and an idiot, are
sentenced to spend 15 years in solitary confinement. The judge,
feeling sorry for the men, decides to allow each to take with him
whatever he wants.

The family man says, "I'd like to take a woman with me." The judge
reluctantly agrees, and the family man takes his wife and heads off
to solitary. The entrepreneur says, "I'd like to take a telephone
with me." The judge agrees, and off goes the entrepreneur with his
telephone. The idiot pulls out a hand-held calculator and furiously
punches the buttons for a few minutes. He then announces, "I'd like
to take 3,000 cartons of cigarettes with me." The judge agrees, and
off goes the idiot with his cigarettes.

After 15 years they open the family man's cell, and out he comes
with his wife and 15 children: "It wasn't so bad...." The
entrepreneur emerges and announces he is now a multimillionaire,
having set up a successful business by telephone.

The idiot then comes out, trembling like a leaf, and says, "Anybody
got a match?"