YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .

YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................

YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................

When you take your trash to the dump and you return home with more
stuff than you left with.

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