"Whew, just the cat" and the second guy returned to bed.
The third guy, not as intelligent as the rest, decided
to check out the daughter. He climbed up the stairs, it
creaked, and suddenly he heard the sound of a shotgun being
loaded- "Who in the hell is that?!"
The third guy had to think fast!
"It's the Cat!!"
The third guy, not as intelligent as the rest, decided
to check out the daughter. He climbed up the stairs, it
creaked, and suddenly he heard the sound of a shotgun being
loaded- "Who in the hell is that?!"
The third guy had to think fast!
"It's the Cat!!"
Related:
- The first guy told them about their car, and wondered
if he could possibly give them a hand.
"Well, it's too d*amn late out, I s'pose you could... - There were these 3 guys driving back to Toronto, Ontario who
were visiting some friends in Terrace B.C.
As they approached Red Deer, Alberta, their car all... - Two guys were drinking in a bar. The second guy says to the first
guy "You want to see something amazing?"
and pulls out of his pocket a miniature piano. The... - quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help."
"Why, what seems to be the trouble?" "... - By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl
down onto the rug and inserted his penis,
breathing heavily as he asked,"Did he manage to... - quot;i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal,
but homologous."... - quot;Mrs. Jones, can Billy come out and play baseball with us?"
"Johnny you know Billy can't play baseball he... - Four women were sitting around talking.
First woman says,
"My son, he wears a black skull cap and black... - quot;Listen, sugar" she whispered back, there ain't nothing in the whole
wide world could wake him up now."
"I can't believe that," Charlie said. "...
