Old Love
Two couples are meeting up after years of no see. John notices that
throughout the evening his friend Paul always calls his wife by the
sweetest names: ... Darling ... Sweetheart ... Sugarplum ...
When the old girls are out together in the powder room, John asks:
"Paul, I noticed how you are turtling with your wife, I mean all
those sweet names you called her by all evening. Can it be that after
more than thirty years, your love is still as strong as the first day
?"
"You know, John, all evening I've been trying to remeber her name..."
Two couples are meeting up after years of no see. John notices that
throughout the evening his friend Paul always calls his wife by the
sweetest names: ... Darling ... Sweetheart ... Sugarplum ...
When the old girls are out together in the powder room, John asks:
"Paul, I noticed how you are turtling with your wife, I mean all
those sweet names you called her by all evening. Can it be that after
more than thirty years, your love is still as strong as the first day
?"
"You know, John, all evening I've been trying to remeber her name..."
Related:
- My Darling Wife...
A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner.
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing... - The responses below mention the following works (a few added):
A Random Walk in Science - R.L. Weber and E. Mendoza... - The math professor just accepted a new position at a university in another
city and has to move.
He and his wife pack all their belongings into cardboard... - After thirty years of marriage, John's wife died. Two years
later he was beginning to adjust and at the suggestion of a
friend decided to investigate a local nudists camp.
On his first visit he was walking around the grounds... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a
time without getting nervous.
His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew... - What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"?
A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?).
>What's gross? >Running over a baby. >What's grosser... - When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a
witch,
and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to... - YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if"
At Christmas,
it goes without saying that you will be the one to...
From the same category:
- Use tact.......
you fathead... - Now *That's* Italian!
Q: What do you call an Italian Proctologist?
A: An innuendo. To subscribe to the "HumourNet" mailing... - Serviceman's Rulebook
1. You are not a superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid. ... - Stay out of the dorms
On the first day of college,
the dean/principal addresses the students pointing... - PAINT IT LIKE A COW
The Fair.
I hadn’t been to one of these:
“regional events, held annually, consisting of farm...
