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• THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
• Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
• Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
• Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!
• Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!
• Wanna see my PeeWee Herman impression?
• Wanna come up and see my etchings?
• Do ya guys wanna hear a fast joke? (Yes) -Do ya wanna hear another one?
• Ask to see a menu.