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• From: neighorn@qiclab.UUCP (Steve Neighorn) Subjec
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• Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
• And who says our educational system is in dire straits?
  I submit these compilations as testimony to the debate, taken from children, newspapers, and teache...