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  **"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin....
• How does the brain know where it lives?
• The Pope goes on a visit to S. Africa, and he is travelling along, in his Popemobile, by the side of a large river.
  Soon, he catches sight of a black man in the river, struggling and screaming as he tries vainly to fight off a huge crocodile....
• Space is the final frontier. Now where did I put my map?
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe.
  If your roommate comments, mutter "Gotta save space," twenty times while twitching violently....
• Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards! Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
  Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain! Denial...
• Dynamite is spontaneously generated in "C-spaces" (spaces in which cartoon laws hold).
  The process is analogous to steady-state theories of the universe which postulated that the tensions involved in maintianing a space would cause the creation of hydrogen from nothing....
• BASIC Lives....