1> Having just brought his son home from the eye doctor's, the Scotsman
said to his wife, "Now be sure to take Donald's glasses off when he's
not looking at anything."
2> A Scotsman goes into the doctor's office carrying a gallon jug
full of urine which he gives as part of his annual physical.
After the examination, the doctor says to him, "Angus, I am happy
to tell you that I found absolutely nothing wrong."
"Really now," Angus, "No sugar? No albumen?"
"No, Angus. Everything was normal," replies the doctor.
"Great!" says Angus. "May I use your phone for a moment?"
"Sure," answers the Doctor.
Angus dials a number and says, "Hello Mary! Good news! Not I,
nor you, nor our son, nor even Uncle Gordie have anything
wrong with us!"
said to his wife, "Now be sure to take Donald's glasses off when he's
not looking at anything."
2> A Scotsman goes into the doctor's office carrying a gallon jug
full of urine which he gives as part of his annual physical.
After the examination, the doctor says to him, "Angus, I am happy
to tell you that I found absolutely nothing wrong."
"Really now," Angus, "No sugar? No albumen?"
"No, Angus. Everything was normal," replies the doctor.
"Great!" says Angus. "May I use your phone for a moment?"
"Sure," answers the Doctor.
Angus dials a number and says, "Hello Mary! Good news! Not I,
nor you, nor our son, nor even Uncle Gordie have anything
wrong with us!"
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