When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,

When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who _saw_ any
snakes!

...and that's the batch. Happy Nude Year to all,
d

Don't believe everything you read into.
Duke McMullan n5gax nss13429r phon505-255-4642 ee5001ae@charon.unm.edu
^(through mid-Dec,'88)^


Article 20235 of rec.humor:
Path: ucdavis!ucbvax!pasteur!ames!ncar!unmvax!charon!ee5001ae
From: ee5001ae@charon.unm.edu (Duke McMullan n5gax)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A batch of Irish Jokes (some offensive, NOT rot13'd)
Keywords: Irish, Gaelic, Green, Ethnic, etc.
Message-ID: <4169@charon.unm.edu>
Date: 30 Dec 88 17:56:32 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque, NM
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Here's a stack of Irish jokes I found in one of my archival files. Some of
these, I'm aware, have already been sent over the net. I know: that's how I
got 'em. Others came from other sources. Most are inoffensive; some are quite
biting. The first one, for instance, may be found offensive by many gays.
Others will be found offensive by other groups of "right-thinking people."

Tough.

Anyone with thin skin is stepping on their own...uh...toe by reading rec.humor.




Here's a linefeed for thin skinners -- then the fun begins.

And remember, flames only encourage me.

Have fun,
d