Why are elephants large, lumpy, and grey?
Because if they were small, round, and white, they'd be asprins.
Because if they were small, round, and white, they'd be asprins.
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- What's grey & comes in quarts? Elephants
What do elephants use for condoms?
Blimps What did the elephant say to the naked man... - What's grey and not there?
No elephants... - Q: What is grey and not there.
A:
No elephants... - What is grey, has large wings, a long nose, and gives money to elephants?
The Tusk Fairy... - Q. WHY ARE DOLLY PARTON'S FEET SMALL?
A.
BECAUSE THINGS DON'T GROW VEY LARGE IN THE SHADE... - NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike
Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys... - Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A:
Because they would look silly with glove compartments... - While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing),
I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription... - NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike.
Sure,
you thought you already knew that. But now we have...
