Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away. Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer.
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right now
but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
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I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - My wife and I can't come to the phone right now
but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get... - 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right
now
but if you leave your name ...", etc... - Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now
Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - From Sourcebook Magazine, Summer 1990, by Dan Gutman
Would the invention of the telephone ever have gotten... - Jerk!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone
call I had to make
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely...
