Seen It All, Done It All, Can't Remember Most Of It.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
After all is said and done, more is said then done.
Great sayings One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on....
Politics: The most promising of all careers.
Best T-shirts of The Summer ** (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won ** So Few Me
So Few Who Can Afford Me ** I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy ** God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends ** If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going ** At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All....
After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
Kids will prove "You ain't seen it all
Some Bumper Stickers: ** Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot ** Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOt ** He who laughs last thinks slowest ** If you don't like the new
go out and make some ** Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home ** I think animal testing is a terrible idea...
Q: Who's the most popular guy on the nude beach? A
The guy that can hold 12 donuts with no hands. Q...
One good practical joke that I've seen done to somebody
1) Take an old record album cover. 2) Fill the insides with shaving cream....