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From jailbird@ihlpm.UUCP Sun Jun 11 18:30:04 1989
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From: jailbird@ihlpm.UUCP (Ronald D Harvey +1 312 416 4683)
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Subject: Beer drinking in the 90's
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Date: 11 Jun 89 23:30:04 GMT
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"Gimme a Cold Filtered Big Joe Coors Dark Dry Lite Extra-Hearty
Draft Lager With The Imported Austrailian Taste In The Barrel-
Shaped Twist-Off Bottle and a mango, please. Oh, and one of those
specially-emblemed, frosted 24-ounce glasses."

"We're outta 'em."

"Oh. Gimme a can of Bud Lite, then."



"That'll be five bucks."