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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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From: bob@sarad.cs.su.oz.au.UUCP
Subject: open the gates
Keywords: chuckle
Date: 13 Jul 88 03:30:03 GMT
Approved: funny@looking.UUCP

Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and Foreign Secretary Eduard Shevardnadze
met on the eve of the recent super-power summit.

"What can we do to impress the Americans?" Gorbachev asked
Shevardnadze.
Replied the foreign secretary: "Well, we could open the gates of
the Soviet Union for 24 hours."
"Don't be crazy," Gorbachev replied. "Everybody would go and
it would leave only the two of us sitting here."
"Speak for yourself," shot back Shevardnadze.