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• From Carson's monologue Wednesday nite (2/1/89)) "I understand the attorneys are having a lot of trouble finding jurors for the Oliver North trial.
  . They have to locate 12 people that have never heard of the Iran-Contra scandal ....
• Lie me alibi -- Steven King.
• The sparrows are flying again -- Steven King.
• From the San Francisco Chronicle's Personals column of 11/29/88
  Lenore Skenazy of Advertising Age recently asked readers for suggestions for the next "Geraldo!...
• Seems a mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend of his (also a mute).
  In sign language, he inquired how his friend had been doing....
• Factorials were invented to make math look more exciting.
  (Submitted by Steven Wright, afelson@rmii.com)...
• I needed to paint my house, so I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint in the shape of my house.
  I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included so I had to buy them again....