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From rostamia@umbc3.umbc.edu Wed May 10 05:30:04 1989
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Subject: It's not the meat
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(Source: Playboy Magazine)

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas
flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged,
"and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she
adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded,
"and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never
love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many
times did _you_ make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you
this morning?"

"Don't stop."

Rouben Rostamian