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From firstname.lastname@example.org Wed May 10 05:30:04 1989
From: email@example.com (Rouben Rostamian)
Subject: It's not the meat
Keywords: rec_humor_cull, funny, sexual
Date: 10 May 89 10:30:04 GMT
(Source: Playboy Magazine)
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas
flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged,
"and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded,
"and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never
love another man."
When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many
times did _you_ make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you