Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.
If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke
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From mjansen@cs.vu.nl Tue May 23 05:30:03 1989
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Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request
From: mjansen@cs.vu.nl (Marten Jansen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Give the baby a bath
Keywords: smirk
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Date: 23 May 89 10:30:03 GMT
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It's the first time that father is giving baby Jan a bath. After a while
mother hears baby Jan crying and screaming.
She goes to the bathroom and sees that father is dragging baby Jan through
the water with his ears!
"What are you doing," asked mother to father, "you are holding him by his
ears!"
"Do you want me to burn my hands," replied father ....
