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• Heard from a friend whose friend "actually" saw it happen.
  There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around....
• Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI.
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
• Hi!! You've reached Janet and Chris's room. We're not in right now.
  If this is our parents, we're at the library studying....
• Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
• Midnight Phone Call A man's business trip is cancelled and he is at home with a rather nervous wife.
  They go to bed, but about midnight, the phone rings....
• Chris was enjoying a few at the local pub when a man joined him at the bar, swaying back and forth as he stood there.
  It started to get on Chris' nerves, so finally he turned to the stranger and asked "What's with all this lurching back and forth?...
• Rejected Sidekick Names 15> The Sidekick Formerly Known as Tonto 14> Al Gore 13> HansonLad 12> Andrew Ridgely 11> Guano Boy 10> The Lapdance Kid 9> Minor in a Dubious Living Arrangement With a Bachelor Mentor 8> VomitBoy 7> Caller of 911 6> Easily-Wedgied Wally 5> Passive-Agressive Middle Child 4> The Well-Meaning But Decidedly Dense Guy 3> Buttockshead 2> Vulnerabo and the Number 1 Rejected Sidekick Name.
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