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From rostamia@umbc3.UMBC.EDU Tue Jan 31 18:30:04 1989
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From: rostamia@umbc3.UMBC.EDU (Rouben Rostamian)
Subject: Problems like these
Keywords: rec_humor_cull, heard it, chuckle, swearing, sexual
Date: 1 Feb 89 00:30:04 GMT
Organization: Univ of Maryland Baltimore County

Here is a joke from the March issue of Playboy: {ed But they didn't write it.}

An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood
bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought he looked worried and
asked him if anything was wrong.

"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husband
wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop fucking his wife."

"So stop," the barkeep said.

"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The prick didn't
sign his name!"
Rouben Rostamian
Department of Mathematics
University of Maryland Baltimore Counnty