Little Johnnie was constantly telling stories & exaggerating. In
desperation, his parents decided they'd try sending him off to
sunday school. After the class, they asked him what he'd learned.
"Well, I heard about this guy named Moses & his people, and how this
army chased them with tanks & guns", he told them. "The army chased
Moses back up against the Red Sea. Then right at the last moment,
they found some canoes and escaped.".
Disgusted, his father said "Now that's not what they told you, is it
Johnnie?"
Johnnie said "No, but I figured you'd believe that before you'd
believe what they told me!".
desperation, his parents decided they'd try sending him off to
sunday school. After the class, they asked him what he'd learned.
"Well, I heard about this guy named Moses & his people, and how this
army chased them with tanks & guns", he told them. "The army chased
Moses back up against the Red Sea. Then right at the last moment,
they found some canoes and escaped.".
Disgusted, his father said "Now that's not what they told you, is it
Johnnie?"
Johnnie said "No, but I figured you'd believe that before you'd
believe what they told me!".
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