The S. I. Hayakawya Plan
At the last moment, as Skylab begins to break into 1,000-pound chunks,
we change its orbit so that it only falls on poor people.
Hayakawa, the Republican senator from California, announced in May
that the best way to solve the enery problem is to let the price of
gas go up as high as possible so that poor people can no longer drive.
Next month, if Skylab falls on the poor, it would solve their other
problems, like eating and breathing.
Some criticism of this plan has already been made. When asked how
he could condone taking the lives of such people, Sen. Hayakawa
responded: "You call that living?"
At the last moment, as Skylab begins to break into 1,000-pound chunks,
we change its orbit so that it only falls on poor people.
Hayakawa, the Republican senator from California, announced in May
that the best way to solve the enery problem is to let the price of
gas go up as high as possible so that poor people can no longer drive.
Next month, if Skylab falls on the poor, it would solve their other
problems, like eating and breathing.
Some criticism of this plan has already been made. When asked how
he could condone taking the lives of such people, Sen. Hayakawa
responded: "You call that living?"
Related:
- The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in-
Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt... - Federal Aviation Administration,
Washington, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - Federal Aviation Agency,
Washington 25, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - Quayle'isms:
* "I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't study... - A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane... - FROM NATIONAL REVIEW, February 15 1993, The Week, p.14
"Little noted by the press,
vegetable-rights activists raided the kitchen of the... - POLITICALLY INCORRECT DEFINITIONS OF WHAT
BILL CLINTON'S REALLY SAYING
What he says.
What he means ---------------------------------...
