A man was out driving when he saw a police car in his rear-view mirror,
with it's siren wailing. The man pulled over and the police car stopped
behind him. The policeman approached the man's car and said to the man:
"Do you know that your wife fell out of the car five miles back?"
The man replied: "Oh thank God! I thought I had gone deaf!"
with it's siren wailing. The man pulled over and the police car stopped
behind him. The policeman approached the man's car and said to the man:
"Do you know that your wife fell out of the car five miles back?"
The man replied: "Oh thank God! I thought I had gone deaf!"
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