During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war, the opposing armies were camped
extremely close to one another on the first night of the war. One
Israeli yelled out: "Hey Abdul, are you there?" On the Arab side, Abdul
stood up and said "Yeah?" The Israelis took out their machine guns and
mowed down Abdul.
The second night, another Israeli yelled out, "Hey Mohammed, are you
there?" On the Arab side, Mohammed stood up and said "Yeah?" The
Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Mohammed.
On the third night, the Arabs got smart. One of them yelled "Hey Moshe,
are you there?" The Israelis yelled back, "No, Moshe isn't here but is
that you, Achmed?" Achmed stood up and said "Yeah?" and the Israelis
took out the machine guns and mowed down Achmed.
extremely close to one another on the first night of the war. One
Israeli yelled out: "Hey Abdul, are you there?" On the Arab side, Abdul
stood up and said "Yeah?" The Israelis took out their machine guns and
mowed down Abdul.
The second night, another Israeli yelled out, "Hey Mohammed, are you
there?" On the Arab side, Mohammed stood up and said "Yeah?" The
Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Mohammed.
On the third night, the Arabs got smart. One of them yelled "Hey Moshe,
are you there?" The Israelis yelled back, "No, Moshe isn't here but is
that you, Achmed?" Achmed stood up and said "Yeah?" and the Israelis
took out the machine guns and mowed down Achmed.
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