A rancher owned 900 cows and three bulls. The biggest bull had 500 cows,
the middle bull 300 and the smallest had 100.
One day they overheard the rancher talking about getting a new bull. The
biggest bull said, "I ain't giving up any of mine, so you two be ready to
lose some of yours." The middle one said he wasn't giving up any, and so
did the smallest bull.
Several days later, a cattle truck pulled into the pasture and stopped.
Right away it began shaking and rocking until the entire rear came flying
off and our roared the biggest, meanest brama bull ever seen.
The three bulls looked at it in amazement and the big bull said, "Oh heck,
I may be willing to share some of my cows." The middle bull agreed.
The smallest bull began pawing the ground and snorting. The biggest bull
looked at him and said, "Are you crazy? look at the size of that sucker!"
The small bull answered, "I don't want to fight him. I just want to make
sure he knows I'm not a cow!"
the middle bull 300 and the smallest had 100.
One day they overheard the rancher talking about getting a new bull. The
biggest bull said, "I ain't giving up any of mine, so you two be ready to
lose some of yours." The middle one said he wasn't giving up any, and so
did the smallest bull.
Several days later, a cattle truck pulled into the pasture and stopped.
Right away it began shaking and rocking until the entire rear came flying
off and our roared the biggest, meanest brama bull ever seen.
The three bulls looked at it in amazement and the big bull said, "Oh heck,
I may be willing to share some of my cows." The middle bull agreed.
The smallest bull began pawing the ground and snorting. The biggest bull
looked at him and said, "Are you crazy? look at the size of that sucker!"
The small bull answered, "I don't want to fight him. I just want to make
sure he knows I'm not a cow!"
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