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• If we can't fix it - it's broken!
• If it isn't broken, I can fix it.
• If it ain't broken, fix it until it is.
• If we can't fix it -- we'll fix it so nobody can. -- B. Gibbo
• If it ain't broken...give it to a liberal to fix.
• A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it dont fix the leg.
• A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
• REPAIRMEN can fix anything.
• A novice was trying to fix a broken lisp machine by turning the power off and on.
  Knight, seeing what the student was doing spoke sternly- "You can not fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong....