The Simpsons

I'm with you, Homer! Fight the Power!
-- Barney provides encouragement as Homer kicks the mailbox, "Blood Feud...
Homer: I'll get our letter so wet, the ink will run and no one will be able to read it!
Bart: Yeah, but don't other people have mail in there?...
Homer: I guess it wouldn't do any good to run 'cause you're a mail-lady and you know my name and address and everything, huh?
Postal Worker: That's right. Homer: Well.. I'm still going to run....
Mr. Roman: First question. Have you slept with anyone famous?
Burns: Well, Countess von Zeppelin and I... [catches himself] What in blazes!...
Homer: [trying to disguise his voice] Hello, my name is Mr.
Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal Clerk...
Lisa: Ooh, look, Maggie! What is that? Dodecahedron!
Dodecahedron! Homer: Lisa, I don't know what you're doing, but it's very strange, and your father is trying to worry....
Burns: Who are you? Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him.
Give him a fake name. [aloud] Homer Simpson....
I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy.
No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until....
Bart: You always told me I was going to destroy the family.
But I never believed it. Lisa: That's okay, Bart....
In closing, gentle reader, I'd like to thank you. `What's that?
' you say? Me thanking you? No, it's not a misprint, for you see, I enjoyed writing this book as much as you enjoyed reading it....

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