Quimby: You are tampering with forces you cannot understand.
We have major corporations sponsoring this event....
Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?
-- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby, "Lisa the Iconocla...
Wiggum: Oh my God! Jebediah's body has been replaced with a skeleton!
Hurlbut: No, that's the skeletion _of_ Jebediah....
Wiggum: Well, that settles it. There is no silver tongue.
.. is there, bonesy? [takes Jebediah's skull and uses it as a dummy] [as skull] Oh, I wish chief....
We had quitters in the Revolution, too. We called them Kentuckians!
-- George Washington (in Lisa's dream), "Lisa the Iconocla...
Washington: Looks like I'm going to have to find another little girl to be President.
What's your friend Janey's number? Lisa: No, not Janey!...
I want to help you, George Washington"? Pfft, even your dreams are square.
-- Bart to Lisa, "Lisa the Iconocla...
Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy? Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph.
I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the Iconocla...
Ned: Well, hey, it's Homer. Good to see you, neigh-- [Homer pushes him and takes his bell] Home
Get lost! [rings the bell] Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye! Helen: He is not th...