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  You promised! You can't back out like when you volunteered for that Army experiment to avoid dinner at my sisters'....
• Marge: Mmm, I think we need a new hair dryer. Home
  Marge, you must hate me for not taking Mr. Burns' money....
• Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi, Maggie!
  I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave. Woooooooo!...
• Marge: Hi Homey. Homer: Hey Marge, after your big tantrum against legalized gambling, I bet it feels pretty weird to be in a casino.
  Marge: I was for the casino. Homer: Strike three, Marge!...
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
  Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....
• Lisa: Uh, Mom? Marge: [annoyed] What?! Lisa
  Um, there's a hair in my soup. But I'll just eat around it....
• Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
  Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...