Wiggum: We're in pursuit of two female suspects. One is wearing a green
dress, pearls, and has a lot of blue hair.
Homer: A lot of blue hair? Hee hee -- what a freak!
-- A freak that _you_ found her, "Marge on the Lam"
dress, pearls, and has a lot of blue hair.
Homer: A lot of blue hair? Hee hee -- what a freak!
-- A freak that _you_ found her, "Marge on the Lam"
Related:
- Homer: _That's_ what ballet is? [whining] Oh --
Marge:
You promised! You can't back out like when you volunteered... - Marge: Mmm, I think we need a new hair dryer.
Homer:
Marge, you must hate me for not taking Mr. Burns' money... - Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi,
Maggie! I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave... - Marge: Hi Homey.
Homer: Hey Marge, after your big tantrum against legalized gambling,
I bet it feels pretty weird to be in a casino... - Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!... - Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me
dizzy.
Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little... - Lisa: Uh, Mom?
Marge: [annoyed] What?!
Lisa:
Um, there's a hair in my soup. But I'll just eat around... - Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
From the same category:
- Homer: What are you in here for?
Ned: I'm having a kidney and a lung removed.
Homer: Who are you donating them to? Ned: First come... - Homer: So what are <you> going to be, boy?
Bart:
Policeman. Homer: [gags on his food] -- Bart's scientifically... - Smithers: Good morning, sir! To make up for my failure last night,
I alphabetized your breakfast; you can start with... - Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this?
Skinner:
It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy... - Dr. Foster: Well, how are you feeling this evening?
Ned: Uh, actually, I'm a little chilly. Can I have...
