Marge: What Was It You Wanted To Show Me? Ruth: This.
Marge: What was it you wanted to show me?
Ruth: This. [pulls a gun]
Marge: [gasps] You're not going to hunt me for sport, are you?
-- No, for meat, "Marge on the Lam"
Marge: Ruth, is there something you want to tell me?
Ruth: Remember when I said my ex-husband was behind on his child support?...
Marge: Well, thank you for a lovely time. Ruth: You're not going home already, are you?
Marge: Well, it's almost 9:30. -- Lights out by 10:00, "Marge on the Lam...
Marge: I don't want to be a wet blanket, but maybe you should give yourself up.
Ruth: Marge, it's a matter of principle. I just can't let that deadbeat win again....
Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...
Homer: Where are you going? Marge: I don't know. Home
When will you be home? Marge: I'm not sure. Home...
Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge...
Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on child support for the last four months.
Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_ a lot of good men out there....
Marge: [uncertain] Well, goodbye. Ruth: I'm...sorry about all this.
But you gotta admit, we _did_ have some fun....
Ruth: [sighs] I envy you and Homer. Marge: Thank you.
[realizing] Why? Ruth: If you ever met my ex-husband, you'd understand....