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• Homer: [looking at map] North...south...aw, nuts to this!
  I'm going to take a shortcut. Marge: Homer, no, you're going to get lost....
• Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me! -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy Land
• Homer: It _is_ the seventies! Right down to the smallest detail.
  Marge: Hey...the bartender even looks like John Travolta....
• You are heading for a land of sunshine.
• From the land of graft and corruption!
• Help a swallow land at Capistrano.