[Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders
fired, he _insisted_ on helping.
Homer: That is true.
Bart: Here's the plan: once Chalmers comes for his next inspection
and sees how crappy the school has gotten, he'll fire Ned on
the spot.
Skinner: Er, one question remains: how do I get out of the army?
Bart: No problemo. Just make a pass at your commanding officer!
Skinner: Done and done. And I mean done.
Marge: [outside] What's going on in there?
Everyone: Nothing...
-- No, really, "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders
fired, he _insisted_ on helping.
Homer: That is true.
Bart: Here's the plan: once Chalmers comes for his next inspection
and sees how crappy the school has gotten, he'll fire Ned on
the spot.
Skinner: Er, one question remains: how do I get out of the army?
Bart: No problemo. Just make a pass at your commanding officer!
Skinner: Done and done. And I mean done.
Marge: [outside] What's going on in there?
Everyone: Nothing...
-- No, really, "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
Related:
- Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged... - Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class -
Edna: Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break... - Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty.
Flanders: Well,
we might as well make it official. Homer: What does... - Skinner: I do want to come back, but it doesn't sound like Flanders is
going to get fired.
Bart: Oh, I think I could get him fired. I got you... - Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will... - Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure,
I've had to appoint a new principal. Leopold? ... - Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone
crazy -
he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything! Bart... - Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset,
uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was... - Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down...
From the same category:
- The man never drank a Duff in his life.
--
Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 ... - Stampy lies weakly on the ground]
Lisa: He can't just eat peanuts,
Dad, he needs plants to live. Homer: [crafty] Plants... - I can feel her sweet country soul in every digitally-encoded bit.
Lisa, "(Lurleen on... - Homer: Ah, there's nothing like rising with the sun for a quiet,
peaceful dip in your very own pool. [cheers... - Homer: Here are your messages:
"You have 30 minutes to move your car",
"You have 10 minutes", "Your car has been impounded"...
