Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class --
Edna: Hah!
Ned: -- but I thought it might break the ice if we had a little Q &
A!
Kearney: [to Jimbo] Dude, ask a question or we'll have to go back to
class!
Jimbo: [stands up] Um...
Ned: Yeah. you!
Jimbo: Uh, yeah, uh, I was wondering, do you, er, what's your policy
on, uh, lunch?
Ned: Well, let me just say I want to put the "stew" back in
"students".
[everyone laughs]
Chalmers: {It's just a damn popularity contest with you kids! [walks
off]}
Leopold: {Now look what you've done, you little freaks!}
-- The sensitive side of the superintendent,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
Edna: Hah!
Ned: -- but I thought it might break the ice if we had a little Q &
A!
Kearney: [to Jimbo] Dude, ask a question or we'll have to go back to
class!
Jimbo: [stands up] Um...
Ned: Yeah. you!
Jimbo: Uh, yeah, uh, I was wondering, do you, er, what's your policy
on, uh, lunch?
Ned: Well, let me just say I want to put the "stew" back in
"students".
[everyone laughs]
Chalmers: {It's just a damn popularity contest with you kids! [walks
off]}
Leopold: {Now look what you've done, you little freaks!}
-- The sensitive side of the superintendent,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
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Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will... - Chalmers: Well, it's clear you've been falsely accused.
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Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed,
and I need you to get me a new one. Homer: Uh... - Mel: Mr. Smithers must have seen that program too! He never misses
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etched in stone and God's library somewhere in heaven... - Skinner scowls at Bart from the jury box]
Skinner: [thinking] I know you can read my thoughts,
Bart. Just a little reminder: if I found...
