Skinner: Willy, go into the vent and get him.
Willy: What? Have you gone waxy in your peaster? I cannot fit in
tha' wee vent, you croquet-playing mint muncher.
Skinner: Grease yourself up and go in, you...you guff-speaking work-
slacker.
Willy: Ooh, good comeback.
-- Indeed, "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
Willy: What? Have you gone waxy in your peaster? I cannot fit in
tha' wee vent, you croquet-playing mint muncher.
Skinner: Grease yourself up and go in, you...you guff-speaking work-
slacker.
Willy: Ooh, good comeback.
-- Indeed, "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
Related:
- Willy: There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.
Now, out we go -- [pushes vent cover out; the... - Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset,
uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was... - Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?}
Skinner: {You'd better answer him,
Lisa. He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] ... - Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down... - Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss... - Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged... - Skinner: I do want to come back, but it doesn't sound like Flanders is
going to get fired.
Bart: Oh, I think I could get him fired. I got you... - Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free
Dr.
Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Bart... - Bart: I thought I'd be jumping for joy the day Skinner got fired.
Now all I have is this weird hot feeling in the...
From the same category:
- Ned: Ho! What the gumdrops is going on here?
Bart:
Came to stop you from murdering Lisa like you murdered... - Ms.K: Now class, remember, do not stick any part of your body out the
window.
We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck... - Announcer: Today on "Ben": mothers and runaway daughters reunited by
their hatred of Homer Simpson.
And here's your host, Gentle Ben. ... - I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother,... - Secretary: Some large men to see you, sir.
Skinner:
Um, I don't have any appointment with any large men...
