Skinner: Ah, "Diorama-Rama", my favorite school event next to "Hearing-
Test Thursday".
[he and Miss Hoover walk up to Nelson's diorama]
Hoover: "The Grapes of Wrath"? I don't get it.
Nelson: Here's the grapes...and here's the wrath!
[pounds grapes with a mallet, soaking Skinner and Miss Hoover]
[all the kids groan]
Skinner: [dismissive] Yes, yes, very good wrath.
-- Remarkable control of his temper, "Lisa's Rival"
Test Thursday".
[he and Miss Hoover walk up to Nelson's diorama]
Hoover: "The Grapes of Wrath"? I don't get it.
Nelson: Here's the grapes...and here's the wrath!
[pounds grapes with a mallet, soaking Skinner and Miss Hoover]
[all the kids groan]
Skinner: [dismissive] Yes, yes, very good wrath.
-- Remarkable control of his temper, "Lisa's Rival"
Related:
- Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry.
[pulls sheet off] Pre-packaged "Star Wars"... - Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
[everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I... - Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher
Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone... - A hangover is the wrath of
grapes... - hangover, n:
The wrath of grapes... - Hoover: OK, our next entry is "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Alison Taylor.
Skinner: Mmm, I can't wait to see this. [low voice]... - Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't
stand for it.
Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna... - a scream is heard from the room above]
Skinner: Bart Simpson!
I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for...
From the same category:
- Hank: I'm gonna leave everything to you. We're on a tight schedule.
You keep them motivated. [he leaves] ... - Bart: [coming up for air] Look, Lis, I snatched five bathing suits -
all Martin's! Martin: Take your best shot! I'm wearing... - Bart: Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad.
Lisa:
If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty... - Lisa: Bart, what are you doing up here? Everybody's worried!
Bart: Really? Did they cry? Lisa: Yes. Bart: Whoa... - When I read your magazine, I don't see one wrinkled face or single
toothless grin.
For shame! To the sickos at `Modern Bride' magazine...
