Homer: {[ringing doorbell] Sugar man! [eats some from the bag]}
Skinner: {Door-to-door sugar? [chuckles] What a marvelous idea.
[Skinner's mother calls] What's that mother? ...I'm just
talking to the sugar man! ...Mother, I'm a big boy, I can do
as I wish!
[to Homer] Excuse me. [slams door]
[opens door] Thanks a lot, Simpson, now I'm grounded!}
-- Perils of living with your parents, "Lisa's Rival"
Skinner: {Door-to-door sugar? [chuckles] What a marvelous idea.
[Skinner's mother calls] What's that mother? ...I'm just
talking to the sugar man! ...Mother, I'm a big boy, I can do
as I wish!
[to Homer] Excuse me. [slams door]
[opens door] Thanks a lot, Simpson, now I'm grounded!}
-- Perils of living with your parents, "Lisa's Rival"
Related:
- the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Bart answers the door]}
Man: {Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.}
Bart:
{That's me!} Man: {[punches Bart in the face]... - Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky?
Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you,
my young friend? Bart: We came to talk to you about... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
"Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically... - Lisa: This is terrible! People will start to avoid Springfield.
Homer: But what can I do? I'm just...[counts "One"... - Chalmers: I must say I've had a lovely evening, Agnes.
I don't suppose I could come in for a cup... - Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere.
The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet... - Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
[Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge. Things...
From the same category:
- Apu: This is the room with electricity. But it has too much
electricity.
So, I don't know, you might want to wear a hat. Ned... - Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums,
deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth. We'd... - Homer: Marge, I know you didn't believe me about the vending machines.
That's why I had the firemen write me a note. Marge... - Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the
casino and I think you may have a problem.
Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo... - Mrs. Lovejoy: I'll just take that -- [sees empty collection plate]
[gasps] Everyone turn around and look at this!
Abe: What is it? A Unitarian? [everyone...
