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• I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.
• When I read your magazine, I don't see one wrinkled face or single toothless grin.
  For shame! To the sickos at `Modern Bride' magazine....
• I'm just confused....I USED to be amazed!
• I may look busy, but I'm just confused!
• Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad.
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• I can't believe I ate the whole thing. -- Homer Simpson The Fro
• I washed my edible underwear and now they're gone.