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• Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar? Lisa: Yes, ten please.
  Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off. Grampa...
• Grampa: Don't be afraid, Moe. I'm here to help you with your romantic problems.
  Moe: Hey, I don't need no advice from no pinball machine....
• Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
  Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...
• Grampa: [whistles, hangs his hat] [seeing Bart] Oop.
  [whistles again, turns around, picks up his hat and leaves] [sticking his head in] Is your name "Bart"?...
• Abe: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old kook.
  .. Bart: You never were, Grampa. Abe: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed....
• Grampa: All right, son, I'll sell this dump and write you a check.
  Homer: Dad, first you gave me life, now you've given me a home for my family, I'd be honored if you came to live with us....
• Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post, making plane and machine gun noises] Abe
  Hey, watch it with that thing! [a missile launches out the window] My skull is eggshell-thin....
• Homer: Son...my dear son, from now I'm going to be a good and attentive father.
  And for starters, your old man is going to teach you how to ride your very first bike....
• Grampa: [fumbling with the joystick] What do I do? Ba
  Grampa, do you want to go to the right? Grampa: Yes?...