Bart: Hey, Grampa, we need to know your first name.
Grampa: You're making my tombstone!?
-- "The Front"
Grampa: You're making my tombstone!?
-- "The Front"
Related:
- Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar?
Lisa: Yes,
ten please. Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off... - Grampa: Don't be afraid, Moe. I'm here to help you with your
romantic problems.
Moe: Hey, I don't need no advice from no pinball... - Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave... - Grampa: [whistles, hangs his hat]
[seeing Bart] Oop.
[whistles again, turns around, picks up his hat and... - Abe: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old
kook.
Bart: You never were, Grampa. Abe: Oh... I'd hug... - Grampa: All right, son, I'll sell this dump and write you a check.
Homer: Dad, first you gave me life, now you've given... - Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post,
making plane and machine gun noises] Abe: Hey... - Homer: Son...my dear son, from now I'm going to be a good and attentive
father.
And for starters, your old man is going to teach you... - Grampa: [fumbling with the joystick] What do I do?
Bart:
Grampa, do you want to go to the right? Grampa: Yes...
From the same category:
- Selma: Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal
husbands?
Who knew the dream would come true for one of us. ... - Homer: [strangles Bart] Boy must die!
Bart: I love you,
Dad! Homer: D'oh! [lets him go] Dirty trick. Okay... - Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and
stupid Selma work!
Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like... - Gravedigger: Two more ladies come by earlier that day.
One was real pretty, t'other, sort of... - I, on the other hand, have been having a wonderful day,
and I owe it all to skipping church! -- Homer, "Homer...
