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• Carl: Welcome, brothers of Local 643. As you know, our president, Chuckie Fitzhugh, ain't been seen lately.
  We're all prayin' he'll turn up soon, alive and well....
• You can't treat the working man this way. One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve!
  Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!...
• Homer: Hey, what does this job pay? Carl: Nuthin'.
  Homer: D'oh! Carl: Unless you're crooked. Homer: Woo-hoo!...
• TALL KNIGHT: We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
  ARTHUR: All right! What do you want? TALL KNIGHT...
• Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
  Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...
• Burns: Now, let's get down to business. Homer: [thinks] Oh, man.
  I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?...
• Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff!
  And I want in. Carl: We don't, uh, know what you're talking about, Homer....
• Marge: What do we want? Crowd: Less and less violence in children's programming!
  Marge: When do we want it? Crowd: Now!...
• There is nothing quite so ugly and mean as reason, when it is in opposition to what we want to do.