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• Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love? Kids: Krusty!
  Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and Lisa watch the show at home] Bart+Lisa+Kid...
• Hey, kids! Don't forget to watch my 29th Anniversary Show, featuring clips like this one of Sideshow Mel wacked out on wowie-sauce!
  -- Krusty, "I Love Lisa...
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha! Homer: [gags] Krusty
  What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance!...
• Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new sui
  his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully] Boy....
• My favorite part of dinner. -- Rike
• Announcer: And now, to honor America, here's Krusty the Klown.
  Krusty: [singing] Oh say, can you see La la la, da da light, What so proudly we yah, La la yah....
• I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty Home-Pregnancy Test!
  -- Bart plans ahead, "I Love Lisa...
• Bart: Look at him. His clothes are so drab. Lisa
  His face is so flesh-colored and sad. Bart: And his feet....