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• Marge: [laughs] You know, I rented another movie, in case you felt better.
  [hands it to him] Homer: "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"....
• Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
  -- Robert Frost, The Road Not Take...
• Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone. Selma
  Her legend will live forever. Homer: [imagining] Yeah....
• Gladys: To Marge, I leave my potato chips that resemble celebrities.
  They're all here -- Otto von Bismarck, Maurice Chevalier, right down to Jay Leno....
• Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
  Marge: Are you going to eat it? Homer: [pause] Yes....
• Marge: Homer, you've cooled down! Homer: That's what you think!
  Rrowr! [grabs Marge] -- Feeling hot, "Selma's Choice...
• Marge: I wrote a poem for you this afternoon, Homer.
  It's called, `To a Husband'. Homer: Okay, okay....
• Homer answers the door] Man: [on pennyfarthing bicycle] So, er, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh?
  [kicks Homer in the face, rides off] [doorbell rings agai...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...