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  [Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $...
• Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play.
  I also play Mitch! -- Conflict of interest? "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Why don't I just give you this pen with my phone number on it.
  It looks just like a cigar. Isn't that something!...
• So, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, if that your real name.
  .. -- Lionel Hutz cross-examines Apu, "Marge in Chai...
• Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
  Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water....
• If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. -- Lionel Hutz, "Marge in Chai
• Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.
  But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement....
• Bart: What's that guy doing here? Hutz: Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney.
  I'll be defending you against charges of......
• Gladys: To my sister Jackie, I leave my pet Iguana, Jub-Jub.
  Jackie: Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her? -- "Selma's Choice...