Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk?
Lisa: Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain
silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and
remove all doubt.
Homer's brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll
think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Homer's brain: Swish!
-- Homer, non sequitur master, "Lisa's First Word"
Lisa: Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain
silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and
remove all doubt.
Homer's brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll
think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Homer's brain: Swish!
-- Homer, non sequitur master, "Lisa's First Word"
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-
and it's me. Marge: You're not a god, Homer. Lisa... - Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to
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Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they... - Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar]
Homer:
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us... - Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the
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Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
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Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly]...
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Lovejoy: Mm-hm.
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Marge: No! I won't make a spectacle out of myself... - Alien 1: Anyone from a species that has mastered intergalactic travel
raise your hand.
[raises his tentacle] Alien 2: [raises his tentacle]... - The circumference of the well is 34 inches, so, unfortunately,
not one member of our city's police force is slender...
