Bart: I was sitting there!
Lisa: I don't see your name on it!
Bart: It's right there!
Marge: Bart, don't write on the rug.
-- Lisa wasn't looking hard enough, "Lisa's First Word"
Lisa: I don't see your name on it!
Bart: It's right there!
Marge: Bart, don't write on the rug.
-- Lisa wasn't looking hard enough, "Lisa's First Word"
Related:
- He says there aren't any easy answers.
I say, he's not looking hard enough
Bart's campaign speech against Martin, "Lisa's... - Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby
Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny
but it's not so funny when that violence is... - Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that... - Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa.
Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name
Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you... - All but Marge: Yeah! Yes. All right!
Marge
[drolly] Yeah. Lisa: I want to meet the first... - Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet?
Homer: Just a little further
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little... - Marge: Are you all right?
Bart: Better than all right
I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww... - Lisa: I wish we lived in the kitty house.
Bart: I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night
Go, my pretties! Kill! Kill! -- The Wicked...
