Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle.
Homer: I could use a TV tray.
Ned: Well, gee...
Homer: What?
Ned: Uh, I just this minute bought it at the hardware...
Homer: You said "anything".
Ned: Heh, sure, you can borrow it for...a little while.
Homer: [in the present] And that little while is now eight years and
counting. Heh, heh, heh.
-- "Lisa's First Word"
Homer: I could use a TV tray.
Ned: Well, gee...
Homer: What?
Ned: Uh, I just this minute bought it at the hardware...
Homer: You said "anything".
Ned: Heh, sure, you can borrow it for...a little while.
Homer: [in the present] And that little while is now eight years and
counting. Heh, heh, heh.
-- "Lisa's First Word"
Related:
- Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the
snow]
Ned
Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders... - Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad.
Homer: Shush
dear. You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up... - Ned: Simpson, what a pleasant surprise. We were just pulling taffy
Homer: Gee, the fun never stops at the Flanders house... - Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth
Homer: What the hell are you talking about? -- "Bart... - Ned: Thanks, everyone! I'm all better now. No more storing up the
anger till I explode
If any of you does something I don't like,... - Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the
Duff Brewery tour
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the... - Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer?
Homer: [disembodied] Yes
Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing... - Ned: I think word of mouth is starting to spread.
Man
Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase... - Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish
to the eyes of others
Ned: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh...
