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• Homer: I'll even bring the thickest juciest T-bones you've ever seen.
  Ned: Mm mm. Sounds terrif! Homer: Heh, the joke's on him!...
• Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad. Homer: Shush, dear.
  You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up, singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord....
• Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
  -- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the snow] Ned
  Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders....
• Fan-fugu-tastic! -- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
• Come on, pal! Fugu me!
  -- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Moe, another last beer, please. -- Homer, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
• Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle. Home
  I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What?...
• Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell] Ned
  Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk now, Flanders....