Bart: How can you like that guy?
Laura: I dunno. Maybe because he's an outlaw.
You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house?
Bart: Jimbo killed him?
Laura: No. [dramatically] But he poked him with a stick.
-- "The New Kid on the Block"
Laura: I dunno. Maybe because he's an outlaw.
You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house?
Bart: Jimbo killed him?
Laura: No. [dramatically] But he poked him with a stick.
-- "The New Kid on the Block"
Related:
- Bart: What do you like about him? He's just a good-looking rebel
who plays by his own rules.
Lisa+Laura: [wistful sigh] -- "The New Kid on the... - Laura: Are you all right?
Bart's brain: She's beautiful.
Say something clever. Bart's mouth: [meekly] I fell... - Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is
yes.
I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon... - Bart: Oy! This guy's tough.
Lisa: Bart, we're going to have to outsmart him.
Bart: I dunno, he's pretty sharp. He saw right through... - Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill.
Nelson:
[pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt... - Laura: [on the phone] Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms.
Tinkle? First name... Bart: [whispers] Laura... - Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody
called the "Cricket Boy",
because I would have liked to stand up in class and... - Marge: Bart, since he is giving you all of his money,
maybe it would be nice if you'd spend some time... - Homer: Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand:
squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and...
From the same category:
- Kent: Meantime, Springfield bowlers will be happy to hear that the
Bowl-a-rama is back in business at its new location teetering over
the Carter-Nixon tunnel.
[a strike is bowled... - Chuck: She certainly tamed that horse.
Student 2:
Yes, but what man can tame her? -- Watching Lisa... - For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me,
they were laughing <towards> me! -- Homer narrates... - Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say,
"President Neighbor"! I'm Ned Flanders, and this is... - At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty,
and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion...
