Oral Thermometer, My Eye! -- Grampa, "Marge Gets A Job
Oral thermometer, my eye!
-- Grampa, "Marge Gets a Job"
Marge Simpson : Resume : : Homemake
1980 to present \> -- It's my job, and I'll apply if I want to, "Marge Gets a Job...
Grampa: Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches!
Well it wasn't exactly a pharmacy... more of a bait shop. -- "Marge Gets a Job...
Grampa: Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
Bart: I glanced at it. Boy cries wolf, has a few laughs....
Oakley-Doakley-Do! -- Ned Flanders, "Marge Gets a Job
I am the Angel of Death. The Time of Purification is at hand. -- "Marge Gets a Job
Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad.
But I promise you, the second all of those things go away, we'll have sex....
I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers, Tibor.
I never thought it'd be my own wife. -- Homer Simpson Marge Gets A Job...
Mrs. K: Well, then, you're ready for your make-up test.
Bart: Ohhhhhh! My ovaries. -- He's in more trouble than he thinks, "Marge Gets a Job...
Marge: Honey, I know you feel a little silly saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't.
You're making people happy, and that's a very hard thing to do....