Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Burns: We *know* what you think!
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Burns: We *know* what you think!
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
Related:
- An early reference to Smither's homosexuality might be when Smither suggests,
"I don't think women and seamen [semin] mix, sir."... - Smithers: You know what this means? He
alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe... - Burns: Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply,
I can ensure an honest winter's work out... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Nonsense.
Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. ... - Burns: [chuckles] And to think, Smithers: you laughed when I bought
TicketMaster.
"Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge." Smithers... - Burns: It's no use. I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the
Egg Advisory Council.
Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately,... - Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to
the local orphanage.
when pigs fly! [They laugh. The pig sails... - Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with...
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- Bart: We made it!
Everyone: Yay!
Homer: Woo hoo!
Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville! Bart+Homer: Eat my... - Cecil: I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job,
too. Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got... - Homer: [scoffing] Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol,
boning up on his nerd lessons. Marge: Homer, you should... - Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to... - Marge: [feeling for Homer's breath with her hand] He's not dead!
Burns: No, but his career is. I remember when Al Jolson...
